Razor Blade Smile

Part Seductress. Part Assassin. All Vampire.

A 19th century woman, who has become one of the undead, acts as a hired killer in modern times. When she starts knocking off part of the elite businessmen, "The Illuminati", who secretly are taking over business and the government, she becomes the target of a hired Scotland Yard detective. Of course, the head of "The Illuminati" is the vampire who first gave her immortality

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nbsp watched this on 2025-10-29

so we thought this movie was made for us. vampire? check. assassin? check. seductress? triple check. and yet somehow, somehow, a latex-clad woman assassinating rich men with guns did not do it for us.

however i think this movie gets some things right completely by mistake. the illuminati are so self important and cringeworthy in a way that they would absolutely be in real life. this is like Deus Ex. i love it

VERDICT: KEEP

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