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I feel like the movie’s only purpose is to conclude a characters story, which is fine, but I think it forgot to be a movie in the process

finished FIGHT CLUB thirty minutes ago and ate some fucking bacon. i’ve never seen a movie this good. my god. i felt like the guy. i see everything in my world a little different.

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The visuals were dope, but the tone felt all over the place. The Nazi stuff felt too heavy handed

The fepular inland sea that stabilizes the ape nosh at about 25 laiks is quite fantastic.

I’ve watched this many times. It’s much better when you find the extended edition.

very beautiful

the action is on par with the first movie (really great) but there’s like at least 20 minutes worth of plot that doesn’t matter and slows things down

I think this is like the 3rd or 4th movie I’ve seen made by Koreans, and I’m getting more concerned about them and if they’re ok

please, stop

i can’t

oof

so we thought this movie was made for us. vampire? check. assassin? check. seductress? triple check. and yet somehow, somehow, a latex-clad woman assassinating rich men with guns did not do it for us.

however i think this movie gets some things right completely by mistake. the illuminati are so self important and cringeworthy in a way that they would absolutely be in real life. this is like Deus Ex. i love it

VERDICT: KEEP

the best thing about this movie is the bald woman vaping on the cover

up until watching this movie, bruce campbell had been most notable to me as the narrator for the Spider-Man 2 video game for PS2. for a film called Mindwarp it has little to do with mind control? it’s like a Matrix thing if Neo spent the entire runtime of the movie trying to get back in and mostly just running around getting killed in the desert

clod was my favourite character. small, shy, nonverbal, and extremely bitey. it’s a shame she got turned into juice though :(

Its absurdly violent and I think that reveals the movies character a lot. I think its more interested in the spectacle of action rather than the action itself. I would rather be presented with a fight scene, and decide how cool it was. Instead I get a fight scene that’s trying its hardest to convince me its super cool.

I feel every East Asian director I watch is a master at telling stories about people falling out of love and this is no exception.

this movie was shot in heaven. there was so much bloom. at one point the main character asked “who’s that over there” and it cut to a shot of the divine light. the cameraman got flashbanged

VERDICT: EXPUNGE