puppybytes

The book of henry. On second watch this movie makes so much more sense. Two main issues that break this fucking film for me: The Book of henry 1: the guy does not need to be there post-hospital, he is shoehorned in and the writer should’ve considered Lesbians: Sheila would’ve been a nicer fit for all the scenes he has outside of a medical setting. did not keep me from wanting to fuck him, though. The Book Of henry 2: they should’ve shown Glen being more evil. Bruises, even shadows that elude to him hitting his kid. Fuck this, you’re depicting a child seizing twice and not even showing a makeup-bruise on a child for the MAIN PREMISE OF THE THIRD ACT? HALF OF THE MOVIE???? ARE YOU STUPID?

THE BOOK. OF HENRY. ⁷⁄₁₀

impenetrable cybersecurity in 2009 is so funny to look back on. This film is formulaic at times, the plot is predictable but also hard enough to keep track of that it kind of makes up for it. Several of these characters are transgender furries without knowing it, they plug flip phones into ethernet cables to play cards with demons. I won’t forgive that guy for killing the koi. (spoilers)

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this movie rocks so hard dude. it made me more plural. it made me less plural. it has a bunch of main characters that make mistakes and Nimona is SO gendered. goot lirt. the animation style switchups ruuule. I have minor nitpicks but you can only fit so much in 100 minutes. it’s beautiful. it maded me cry a little bit. best movie I’ve seen in a while. ⁷⁄₁₀

THIS IS THE PERFECT MOVIE the only problem this movie has is that instead of goats they should have had eastern bongo’s (they are the gods’ perfect creature).

⁷⁄₁₀ I cried at this thrice. they are GAY